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Old 03-22-2003, 10:08 PM  
EscortBiz
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APPLICAZIONNE TO JOINA DE MAFFIA

Whazza u name _________________________ U-Hage_______________

Whazza u howsa nummer ________________ U-Streeta____________

Whazza-U-Bag? Hitta Man_____ Lona-Arranger_____ Prostitutta?___

Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____ Justta Checka Wun.

Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now___________________________________

Wazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse? ____ For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?

I Shoota Wun Guize_____ I Keednappa Sumbody's___________

Protekshun Ragget______ Udda Things_____________________

U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz, Dumdaze?? Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______

U Likka Eata Garlic? _________ Pizza? _________ Salami?__________

U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? _________________________________

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(Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)

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Widda U Antry U Gonna Getta Somtink U Reely Lika..................

1 pr darke glasses 1 lb. mozzarella cheeze

1 black shirte widda white tie 1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)

1 pr. pointie shooz 1 wite hat, widde blacke brim

1 pr. cement shooz 1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)

(come later when you foolaround) 8x10 picchur-Frank Sinatra

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Goode Stoff (Iffa U notta Sure, I Talle U Whatta U Getta, Wizaguy)

JOINNA DE CLUB NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE!
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