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Old 03-22-2003, 04:01 PM  
OzKaNoz
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The truth why Saddam is like he is, he was abused as a young lad by a Priest. Here's proof:

Saddam: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Saddam: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Saddam: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?"

(as he touches Saddam's hand) Saddam: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Saddam: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?"

(as he touched Saddam's breast) Saddam: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Saddam: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?"

(as he takes off Saddam's clothes) Saddam: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Saddam: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?"

(as he stuck his you know what into Saddam's you know where) Saddam: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Saddam: "But father he had AIDS!" Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"


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