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borked · 12-11-2008, 10:10 AM

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you
Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor
A dog's parents never visit
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day
Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
Dogs like to go hunting and fishing
A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away
A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert
If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting
Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck
If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff

12-11-2008, 10:10 AM
borked Totally Borked Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 6,284	Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor A dog's parents never visit Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk Dogs like to go hunting and fishing A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff __________________ For coding work - hit me up on andy // borkedcoder // com (consider figuring out the email as test #1) All models are wrong, but some are useful. George E.P. Box. p202