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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat
last week i went to the tree lot, picked out my xmas tree, tied it to the top of my 4runner, got it home in one piece, rolled that 7ft fucker over my shoulder somehow from the roof of the vehicle, got it up a flight of stairs and into my living room ALL BY MYSELF WITH NO HELP FROM A MAN!!! i dropped that tree on the floor, yelled "i fucking did it!!!" and proceeded to do the most badass touchdown dance you ever saw.
my next thought was "hey, i only need a man for my sexual pleasure now, no other reason"
what have you done that is stereotypically "a man's job"? share and empower us
ok boys, if you can't resist commentary, impress us with what you have done that is "women's work"  |
I will one up ya on the x-mas tree. I had to cut mine down one year with a fucking dull double sided axe, get it on top of my Denali (im only 5'2"..haha) and drive 115 miles home hoping it wouldnt fall off and kill someone. Got it home, then had to get it off the top of the truck and into the house. I then had to break out the hacksaw and proceed to trim that fucker up. My Dick just wanted to bitch about the pine needles and branches everywhere...WTF
Ive changed my own oil in my motorcycles and cars/trucks. Fix the plumbing on the sink and toilet on occasion.
The best thing I can do that is a mans job is FUCK MYSELF!
