last week i went to the tree lot, picked out my xmas tree, tied it to the top of my 4runner, got it home in one piece, rolled that 7ft fucker over my shoulder somehow from the roof of the vehicle, got it up a flight of stairs and into my living room ALL BY MYSELF WITH NO HELP FROM A MAN!!! i dropped that tree on the floor, yelled "i fucking did it!!!" and proceeded to do the most badass touchdown dance you ever saw.
my next thought was "hey, i only need a man for my sexual pleasure now, no other reason"
what have you done that is stereotypically "a man's job"? share and empower us
ok boys, if you can't resist commentary, impress us with what you have done that is "women's work"
