I am the second coming of christ and my name is Y'shua!
In this time of turmoil and depravation I have descended from the heavens to smite humanity with repentance and salvation in one mighty....uhm....smoting.
In order to save your tortured souls from further...uh...torturing...send your money and beer to me...and I will save you from eternal damnation!
Blessed be Y'shua a.k.a -=HOAX=-
Your one and true lord...
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