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Originally Posted by kane
Clearly she is fucking Jared from Subway and his dick smells like sweet onion chicken teriyaki so as soon as she smelled it on you she got paranoid.
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Jared died. Complications of having his stomach stapled.
Turns out that the way to lose hundreds of pounds eating subway food also includes having your body surgically altered so a 6 inch crap sub fills you up.