Originally Posted by TripleXPrint

I ate a sweet onion chicken teriyaki footlong for lunch earlier today and I got extra onions on it. I washed my hands several times but I couldn't get the smell of the onions off my hands. I didn't think anything of it until I just got home and gave my wife a kiss. I put my hands on her face and she said she smelled pussy on my fingers!

She even pulled my hand in and took a huge sniff and said for sure it was pussy! I tried to explain that it wasn't pussy but onions from a Subway sandwich but she didn't believe me. She got pissed off and just drove away. I'm sitting here smelling my hand and it really does smell like I finger banged a chick. Oh well, I guess I better break out the X-mas present early.