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Here's another one.. Back in end of winter/beginning of spring I think 92.. Sitting on a Bench at the Federal building by City Hall Plaza, Boston.. drinking some beers with my buddy Brian while we were tripping on 3 tabs each... There was some religious tent revival thing going on down on City Hall Plaza that day.. preachers on stage in feverish passion exclaiming the glory of their god...
back then I was hardcore into death metal, vampires, darkness, etc.. naturally both Brian and I were mocking any would be street preachers we encountered in the area that day.... Obviously all religious fanatics we encountered labeled us as evil or satanists..lol
Anyway, back then I had long, long hair down to my ass.. I wore all black.. had black leather on, several rings, chains, multiple piercings in ears, nose, lips, eyebrows, chains going from lip to ear, etc.. with a black leather cowboy hat that had a large metal skull and crossbones in the center... Brian was equally scary... But he didn't have fangs like I did.. Back then I had vampire fangs cosmetically attached..
And so here we were on the bench enjoying our trip and drinking.. in the background is one of the stage preachers that's on stage exclaiming into his microphone.. and he begins to yap on about vampires and agents of Satan..blah blah... There's a little old lady on the bench that's next to the on we're sitting at.. We're up at the fed. bldg and this preaching shit is down there somewhere at city hall plaza, but you could clearly hear the shit as he babbled about vampires and satan and blah blah.. The little old lady was clearly into this as she praised the lowered.. and she looked at me and smiled.. I smiled back showing my fangs and she turned white, looked very frightened and made some sort of scared shitless sound as she began falling forward off the bench headfirst and SPLAT and right there cracked open her skull..... Brian burst out in laughter as we stared watchin the pool of blood grow larger...
moments later the ambulance arrived.. Obviously we ditched the beer cans before their arrival... we began to walk away, but for some reason Brian wanted to stay to see if she was dead.... They put her into the ambulance... Brian stupidly approached a police officer and asked what happened.... She had a heart attack.
To this day I think I scared the fucking bejesus out of her.... Preacher yapping about vampires and here I am baring fangs to some poor old lady who believes that shit.. Scared the fucking life out of her I think.
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