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About 5 years ago in the middle of winter some loudmouthed shnook came banging on my front door at 3 o'clock in the morning, yelling, swearing etc. By the time I got to the door he was at my next door neighbor's house doing the same thing, pounding the hell out of their door. I went out, grabbed him and tossed him over a snowbank. His loud drunken mouth was waking up the whole neighborhood, going on and on about some voices he thought he heard.
I had the phone with me and told him if he didn't shut up and move on I would call the cops. Of course he wouldn't shut up and move on, so yup okay then, I hit 9-1-1. They didn't come of course, he would have had to be visibly armed and waving a weapon around, or killing someone before they'll do anything, but as soon as he saw I was calling he began moving off down the road.... running his loud yelling yapping drunken mouth the whole way.
Felt good tossing him over that snowbank though.
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