I once was fakely abducted by aliens, but was beamed back to earth because they where looking for wood and i didnt get any from those pesky ugly 4 titted aliens. Nex time i will tell them to go fuck yourse.. uhm, themself, they got wood already in space damnit!
Oh and yeah thats a real pic:
http://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov/galle...l_L-B118R1.jpg
Who pulverized the rest of that e.t. railroad anyway?