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DWB · 11-28-2008, 12:07 PM

Yes sir, today is THE DAY where you stop what you are doing and pile into the nearest mall offering the best deals. You're going to spend an hour or more finding a place to park and then you will fight the mobs of others who are just like you who can't wait to buy shit.

You're going to buy shit that you don't need on credit because of cash you don't have and dig yourself further into debt. Today you are going to shop until you drop for no other reason than you have been told that this is "the day" to do it, and you will do so in the same stores that run the same sales many times throughout the year. Only today you will stand in line longer and have to deal with more people to get what ever it is you do not really need. This is the American way.

So I saw onto all of you... CONSUME! CONSUME! CONSUME! Black Friday is upon you.

11-28-2008, 12:07 PM
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Today is YOUR day Americans... CONSUME! CONSUME! CONSUME! Yes sir, today is THE DAY where you stop what you are doing and pile into the nearest mall offering the best deals. You're going to spend an hour or more finding a place to park and then you will fight the mobs of others who are just like you who can't wait to buy shit. You're going to buy shit that you don't need on credit because of cash you don't have and dig yourself further into debt. Today you are going to shop until you drop for no other reason than you have been told that this is "the day" to do it, and you will do so in the same stores that run the same sales many times throughout the year. Only today you will stand in line longer and have to deal with more people to get what ever it is you do not really need. This is the American way. So I saw onto all of you... CONSUME! CONSUME! CONSUME! Black Friday is upon you.