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CCBill probably should take goats as currency. They're hard to charge back and have you seen the price of goat cheese lately?
I could just see the scrubbing algorithm - you take a pic of the goat and its weight. They would then categorize it based on its features, identify the goat, and then filter it against a list of known bad goats and determine whether to let the transaction through.
Mind you this all hinges on whether goatboy has a digital camera... And to make sure to take the pic of its face and not of its ass while he's doing stuff to it.
Tell Tawnee to get some lube and call me.
And BUY MY CONTENT!
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