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Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
I personally love how we are at war trying to sneak attack and kill these people with a reporter and camera man in every tank!!!
My god!!!
All they have to do is watch our news!!!
Here is an example------------
"Well Marcia this is reporter peter on the front lines traveling with the 101st airborn ground troops.... (wearing a pear of kaki pants and a blue T-shirt)
I can not give you my exact location as we are under top security measures here.." ( Cammera scrolls around the scenary showing all the land marks of where they are at) " But as we travel south aproxamatley 40 miles from the Kuwait border. We are prepairing for a sneeak attack on the south west walls of someplace where our deep cohort people feel there may be one of the 37 look alikes... or possibly SoDamnInsane himself.... But that is really all I can share with you right now... OH SHIT!!!!!! I must put on my gas mask for the 837th time as we are once again under attack!!! How did they know where we were? SHIT!!!!!!!!!"
Personally I think this is fucking nuts!!!
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Sad but so fucking true. How about this.
We have the gigantic fucking bombs to scare the shit out Iraqis but we are only going to drop them in unpopulated areas.
There are tons more.
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