03-20-2003, 04:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an
orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both
were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the
forest, and the snake was slithering on the forest floor, when the bunny
tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the
snake about quite a bit. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry.
I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see
where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know
what I am." "It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is
much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth and have
never known my mother either. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all
over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going
for you." "Oh, that would be wonderful!" replied the bunny. So the snake
slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft
fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft
cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit." "Oh, thank you,
thank you!" cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested
to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you
the same way that you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all
over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery. You have a
forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be French.
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