Read this...
The application for a piece of the 500 BIllion is only 2 pages and the final dispertion agreements made it so any S Corp bank that is on the books or even off the books that claimed to be a bank would be eligible for aid.
http://money.cnn.com/2008/11/17/news...ion=2008111719
FUCK!!!!! FUCK! I should have taken my own advice!