I laughed hard today.
My mom was in a nursing home last year so I got her a cell phone so she could call me any time she needed. Ever since then she has been getting odd, erotic, text messages. My guess is that whoever had that number before was part of some service or chat line. Anyway, today she got a message saying, "Can I show you my 10 inch hard dick?" and it was signed. From Juicy D.
I laughed for half an hour. I don't know Juicy D. Links personally, but my mom would like me to tell him that he should know that she doesn't put out until marriage
