I will not be offering something you don't know about for mass sale
I know you don't know anything about this thing I'm selling, but I'm not going to tell you about it.
All I can say is that it's awesome and rather than sell a bunch of copies I'm going to sell to 3 people who can then sell a bunch of copies on their own.
If you ask any questions in this thread then you obviously can't afford $2500, so just give it up.
Anyone interested needs to be prepared to be insulted. The "real playas" have already contacted me privately and I just started this thread because I'm an attention whore.
That is all.
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