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Old 11-16-2008, 12:53 PM  
Marcus Aurelius
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Originally Posted by BusterBunny View Post
i'm like five-eleven and 145 half of the dudes are six-four 245 if not WAY bigger...i need to know how to get them to the ground so i could head butt them ;)...not to mention if i could get them to the ground i will be exiting the scene asap not trying to finish the fight
The answer my friend is simple. Carry a stepladder. When the fight begins bring it out and set it up, they will pause in confusion, as you are looking them in the eye from atop the stepladder you headbutt them, be sure the top of your head contacts the front ridge of their forehead, when they are on the ground, fold up your stepladder, kick the shit out of them, flee the scene.
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