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Old 11-15-2008, 01:43 PM  
marketsmart
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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy View Post
On a shady scale of 1 - 10... I give it a 7.7

Things that can up the points are:

* Blood stains on the mattress or sheets.
* Used condoms on the floor.
* If the bed is damp from many people fucking on it before you.
* If you caught crabs from being on the bed.
* If there are people waiting to use the room after you.
* The girl is a sex slave or minor.
i cant believe you gave that a 7.7..

where's the vomit on the floor and the freshly pulled out tampon?

and the shit stains on the wall from wiping your hands off after you got a surprise while anal probing..

i dont see any cockroaches or rats either..

i give that a 5.5 at best...
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