Thread: I hate ebay
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Old 11-15-2008, 07:35 AM  
EscortBiz
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What I came to notice about most ebayers is that they have these dreams:

First dream: Everyone who lists on ebay must be desperate, so making a 500 dollar offer on a $50,000 car is perfectly fine

Second Dream: If someone is selling a 20,000 dollar watch that costs 60,000 expect some wear and tear, usually stuff you would get if you owned the watch yourself, instead they ask a million question to the effect "does it have even a minor scratch..." and if so they dont want it, buyers should know that 99% of good deals on ebay either mean the product is not 100% perfect or your getting scammed.

Third Dream: They finally got you to agree that your car is only worth 50,000 because of a minor scratch under the hood, now they want to offer you cash plus a trade, ok thats not a problem, but here is the kicker they want you to pay 35,000 for their 25,000 car because it comes with some 5 dollar stereo system.

Forth dream: They dream that all sellers are idiots, for example, you list a item on ebay say a D80 camera for 900 bucks, then you get all those emails that read like this "I really like your camera but I can buy it locally for 500, if you can sell me your d80 for 750 we have a deal" I mean seriously if you can buy it locally for 500 why are you bothering me and wanting to pay me $750

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