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Originally Posted by fatman1
- your gay design. its not flashy, its not cool, its gay. look, it just confuses me and gets in my way. my dream: a blank page that says CLICK HERE FOR FHGs - CLICK HERE FOR LINKS - CLICK HERE FOR CONTENT. I don't have time to fuck around with your shit - i'll just get pissed and you'll lose my business/traffic.
- Waiting to be approved. Listen up dumbfucks... I signed up so I could send you traffic NOW - your page did not say "we are gonna keep you waiting for 48 hours", no, you just told me that after i had filled out the form. what the fuck is the approval for anyway? so some smartass dumbfuck who is never going to buy porn anyway, cant wank over your content? come on. Well, its your loss - by the time you have approved me, my traffic is already converting with your competitors
- Not being able to export free hosted galleries the way i want them. again, your problem... i'll just send the traffic to somebody else's galleries.
- ccbill sponsers who want you to login to their shitty site for free hosted gals / content .. but never send you a damn login... again, i just send my traffic to your competitor.
- support. 99% of programs have basicly ZERO support and are unwilling to help you. if i have to come to GFY just to find out how to link to your join page (hello imlive!) you fucking suck and next time i may promote somebody else's site.
im only telling you this becuase i need to vent my fustration. you dont even deserve to learn these things and improve. I hope you all fail and go bankrupt just for wasting my time.
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Our affiliate area is the gayest of all. We're really proud of it's gayness. The gayness is exactly what we were going for so thank you for acknowledging the level of gayness we were able to obtain. We try to load it with every bell and whistle we can think of. If you see our site and you know of a missing bell, whistle, wingding, sound effect, pointing-hand thingy, hypnotizing circle banner or any other annoying flashing thing, let us know so we can add it right away. The more "FLARE" the better is what we're all about.
As a CCBill sponsor, we had to go to great lengths to extend the approval process for new affiliates. We actually just sit at our computer's all day waiting for the incoming affiliate request emails. Then, when they come in, we all gather around the computer and hover our fingers over the "approve" button but then we usually get hungry so we go out to lunch and have a few beers and just laugh and make jokes about the new affiliate that's at home sitting at his computer waiting for his approval email. It's quite fun.
Regarding support, yeah, we just don't offer that. I sorta chuckled a bit when I read that. That was funny. Most of the time we're on ICQ but it's fun to pretend we're not at our desks and see how many messages the affiliate will send over a 24 hour period while we just sit back and laugh. Sometimes we have contests to see who can get the affiliate to send the most ICQ messages without responding to one of them. Then those guys go into the finals where the winner is the affiliate manager who can get his affiliates to use the most curse words in their IM's. We usually go with 3 x 5 minute rounds and the winner gets to go home early.
Good times man, good times.
:-)