Originally Posted by man blast in your face

I would shit right on your face while you were sleeping peacefully. Then I would pay you $1200 to not press charges.

Then, I would sneak back into your Mom's house and shit on your face again (while you were sleeping). Again, I would then pay you enough crack money (for a week?) for you to not press charges.

Then I would sneak in again and take a massive slurpy dump right on your fat face . . . . . . . . .