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WarChild · 11-10-2008, 10:10 PM

Everytime I see a 300 with tinted windows and wheels (how original by the way) it's always driven by some white trash douche bag want to be gangster fucker. Maybe that's just here in Vancouver?

On my way home from training tonight I had to stop and get some protein powder, skim milk, bananas etc and some fucking douche bag cuts me off leaving the parking lot, then slams on his fucking brakes to boot. So I give him a good long horn blast and throw up the middle finger once I recover from my fucking emergency braking. So whatver I'm thinking what an idiot but I'm tired and hungry and I just want to get home.

500 Meters later at the next stop light buddy gets out of his car and starts throwing up what I can only describe as lame wanna be gang signs, made more funny by the fact that it's some stark white construction looking loser.

I'm not sure what he wanted to talk about specifically, but when you get out of your car and start a confrontation then I don't want to talk anymore I just want to get to the heart of the fucking matter which is you apologizing prefusely. Unfortunately I'm a little too tired and my quads are very sore so I wasn't able to actually get my hands on homeboy before he decided to jump back in his car and bust a right instead.

So in summary, 300's are always driven by douche bags and douche bags should be more careful about who they're a douche to, because you never know who's tired and fucking angry out there.

11-10-2008, 10:10 PM
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Are all Chrysler 300 owners white trash scum? Everytime I see a 300 with tinted windows and wheels (how original by the way) it's always driven by some white trash douche bag want to be gangster fucker. Maybe that's just here in Vancouver? On my way home from training tonight I had to stop and get some protein powder, skim milk, bananas etc and some fucking douche bag cuts me off leaving the parking lot, then slams on his fucking brakes to boot. So I give him a good long horn blast and throw up the middle finger once I recover from my fucking emergency braking. So whatver I'm thinking what an idiot but I'm tired and hungry and I just want to get home. 500 Meters later at the next stop light buddy gets out of his car and starts throwing up what I can only describe as lame wanna be gang signs, made more funny by the fact that it's some stark white construction looking loser. I'm not sure what he wanted to talk about specifically, but when you get out of your car and start a confrontation then I don't want to talk anymore I just want to get to the heart of the fucking matter which is you apologizing prefusely. Unfortunately I'm a little too tired and my quads are very sore so I wasn't able to actually get my hands on homeboy before he decided to jump back in his car and bust a right instead. So in summary, 300's are always driven by douche bags and douche bags should be more careful about who they're a douche to, because you never know who's tired and fucking angry out there. __________________ .