Life sure is great!-- See why! --> The sick truth!
Usa Dont want reporters to see the massive body count!
This war is all about testing their cool new secret weapons...
and grabbing some oil while there at it.
Iraq war is brought to you by the New World Order!
Feature Sponsor for this program is:
The Globalist Communist Facist Elite, Hell bent on Controlling the Planet, for there own Twisted Evil Satanist Materialistic Pleasure.
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-Serve up a plate of dead bodys for breakfast
-A bowl of fear for lunch
-A healthly serving of fake terror alerts for dinner
-A Nice treat for dessert of real terror attacks done by the Cia
(Criminals in Action) and Blamed on some poor minority group.
-And a nice bed time snack of eroded civil freedoms and more taxes.... Slavery.
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Pay your taxes and SHUT UP!
Watch Sports, Mtv or Something. just shut up.
BTW: watch out for more terror attacks.
And your taxes just went up 20% ...
So what if you just lost your savings on the Stock market company that just crashed.
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Register your Guns!
Hurry!
Join the Military and Die for your country.
Be a Hero in your own little mind!
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You better go to college or you are doomed!
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Drink alcohol
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Stay away from weed!
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Women! Buy more makeup..
You must be thin to get a man.
Diet, Diet!
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Drink Diet Soda... Its Enriched with Nutrients! Only 10 cents a can.
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We have a special on Bottled water today only $4 a bottle!
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8 chocolate bars for $2...
Buy more...!
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Your rent just went up $200 this month,
Get a second job to pay that extra rent.
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Shop at the Dollar Store.
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No The Gap!
By your wife a diamond Ring!
She wll love you forever.... Love only costs $10,000!
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The More credit cards you have the wealthier you are!
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What would you like for dinner today?
Pop Tarts?
Fruit Roll ups?
or
Diet Slim Fast Drink?
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Brand New Suv ,,
The Ford Block!
Yes it takes up 1 whole city Block!
Only uses 1 gallon per mile!
Only $200,000.
We can keep them in the lot!
They are the hottest new thing!
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By a lottery ticket!
You Deserve to win for all those good deeds you do on a daily basis!
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Aint Life Great!!!
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