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Originally Posted by Mr.Right
I'm not making this up.
I told her that the family dog had recently died and she just straight out told me that her ex got her to have sex with his dog when they were both high on PCP. She said dogs have a knot in their dick that "feels pretty good" and ejaculate the whole time they're fucking you. She then laughed, took my hand and said "I bet your old dog would've been a good fuck."
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Make sure she has had these shots before you fuck her
"canine distemper virus (CDV), canine leptospirosis (CL), canine adenovirus-1 & hepatitis (CAV-1), canine parainfluenza virus (CPIV), canine parvovirus (CPV), canine Coronavirus (CV) as well as canine bordatella or kennel cough and Lyme disease".