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When I was sixteen I swore I'd be dead by the time I was twenty-one.
When I was twenty-one I thought I would be dead by the time I was twenty-five.
When I hit twenty-five I thought I would be dead by the time I was thirty...
When I hit thirty I put on a few pounds.
I'm now thirty-four and I'm having the time of my life. I have all the toys I've ever wanted to have. I have the money to do what I want. Life is good.
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