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The Porn Dude · 03-18-2003, 10:58 AM

I am happily married so i do not have one but if I did it would probably read something like this.

Tall fat guy seeks really hot woman with borderline nymphomania. Must have poor vision. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. Must be able to tolerate sports on the television 24hrs a day. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. Must know how to make beef jerky and allow friends to come over at all hours for drinking binges. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. I am barely house trained and would rather throw out dishes than actually clean them. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. I have made my own bed less than ten times in my life and dont plan on starting now. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. I have never grown up and still think that "pull my finger" is the funniest joke in world. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. I am stubborn, dont play well with others and like to run with scissors. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. My favorite toy is an M80. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. Must not mind not having a mail box. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania.

03-18-2003, 10:58 AM
The Porn Dude Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig! Posts: 369	I am happily married so i do not have one but if I did it would probably read something like this. Tall fat guy seeks really hot woman with borderline nymphomania. Must have poor vision. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. Must be able to tolerate sports on the television 24hrs a day. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. Must know how to make beef jerky and allow friends to come over at all hours for drinking binges. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. I am barely house trained and would rather throw out dishes than actually clean them. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. I have made my own bed less than ten times in my life and dont plan on starting now. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. I have never grown up and still think that "pull my finger" is the funniest joke in world. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. I am stubborn, dont play well with others and like to run with scissors. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. My favorite toy is an M80. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. Must not mind not having a mail box. Did I mention the borderline nymphomania. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.