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After Shock Media · 10-29-2008, 04:52 PM

I have to go in for a routine cat scan tomorrow which is no big deal. Hell even knowing that I am a super fucking hard IV stick, which always means multiple attempts - does not bother me. Thinking about and waiting for any results also are not even on my mind. Hell I do not even care that the contrast given via IV can cause side effects.

What is eating at me like a hungry bull shark who hasn't eaten in a few months is that I have to drink the Redi-CAT fluid starting tonight. Some 1 1/4 cups latter on tonight, then a light non fatty breakfast if any before 8am and nothing else to eat or drink after that. Then at noon another 1 1/4 cups of it. Then some more when I get there 30 minutes prior to the scan. Technically the rest of it then.

It is a very vile liquid. It is thick like cream. It tastes like what you could imagine an undead smurf would ejaculate - with its fake multi berry masking agent and all. I actually shudder thinking about that liquid. I am fairly certain it could replace water boarding and have a 100% success rate.

10-29-2008, 04:52 PM
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	I am very sad, anxious, and really not going to like tonight/tomorrow afternoon. I have to go in for a routine cat scan tomorrow which is no big deal. Hell even knowing that I am a super fucking hard IV stick, which always means multiple attempts - does not bother me. Thinking about and waiting for any results also are not even on my mind. Hell I do not even care that the contrast given via IV can cause side effects. What is eating at me like a hungry bull shark who hasn't eaten in a few months is that I have to drink the Redi-CAT fluid starting tonight. Some 1 1/4 cups latter on tonight, then a light non fatty breakfast if any before 8am and nothing else to eat or drink after that. Then at noon another 1 1/4 cups of it. Then some more when I get there 30 minutes prior to the scan. Technically the rest of it then. It is a very vile liquid. It is thick like cream. It tastes like what you could imagine an undead smurf would ejaculate - with its fake multi berry masking agent and all. I actually shudder thinking about that liquid. I am fairly certain it could replace water boarding and have a 100% success rate. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]