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My Sure-fire Plan to End Radical Islamic Terrorists
When you think about it, it's so simple and pretty much guaranteed to work!
1. Build an UAV and make it look like some supernatural looking thing that resembles their idea of the prophet Muhammad.
2. Install loud-speaker system on said UAV
3. Play or say a message over said loud-speaker, imitating the voice of said prophet Muhammad
4. Instruct all devoted followers of Islam to kill themselves to join the prophet Muhammad in heaven, or where ever they think they go
5. Repeat process for each terrorist base
6. PROPHET!!
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