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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy
I dumped her, she never saw that one coming on her birthday ...
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bwahahahahhaha! I did the same thing to a boyfriend on MY birthday a couple years back.
I was like "No, I don't want you to come in. Thank you for dinner, and please don't ever call me again."
I then refused to answer my door or his calls for a week.

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I do not make a good girlfriend, and have no good advice.
maybe get her some awesome vibrating panties and make her wear em through dinner? remote in your hand? cumming on the table? maybe?