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I love technology. IPods, cell phones, digital cameras... Everything is so convenient and easy to use! Even in public bathrooms, you hold your hand under the faucet and the water comes on by itself! You wave your hand in front of the towel dispenser and a towel rolls out by itself!
I’ve been spoiled by all that. I went to a bathroom that didn’t have an automatic towel dispenser, and I sat there for 5 minutes waving my hands back and forth, up and down, all over the place trying to trigger a towel to come out. I looked like a retarded Merlin with wet hands trying to conjure a spell, “Show yourself, magic towel! By the POWER of SATAN, APPEAR before ME!”
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Abra-cadabra!
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