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SteveLightspeed · 10-24-2008, 12:01 AM

I have a friend that has a really small dick, but he doesn?t seem to REALIZE IT. I know a woman that gave him head who compared it to "SMOKING a TIC TAC".

But he BRAGS to me about his sexual experiences, like:

"Yeah, she will NEVER forget ME! I gave it to her GOOD! She obviously didn't know what to do with it all! She kept saying, "WHAT THE FUCK?" and "OH MY GOD!"

I could tell at first she was SHOCKED! She said she'd never SEEN someone HUNG like ME.

So I said, ?Slow down baby, don't be SCARED. Just take it a LITTLE BIT AT A TIME!

But that slut was able to take it ALL! SHE was INSATIABLE! Somehow, she wanted EVEN MORE!

So I was like "Oh yeah, Baby, let?s see if I can hit the FRONT OF YOUR TEETH with this BAD BOY! " I'm not saying I made her GAG ON MY COCK, but I totally made it HARD FOR HER to ENUNCIATE! Oh yeah, she was STUTTERING and MISPRONOUCING words ALL OVER ME!" So badly at one point, it almost seemed like she was LAUGHING.

She was obviously INTIMIDATED by the SIZE of my cock, because when I asked if she wanted me to fuck her, she said "I'VE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH!" Oh yeah, I wore her out! When it was all over, she said, "Holy shit, you should have WARNED ME ABOUT THAT THING, so I could have MENTALLY PREPARED MYSELF!"

10-24-2008, 12:01 AM
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Take It ALL (new joke) I have a friend that has a really small dick, but he doesn?t seem to REALIZE IT. I know a woman that gave him head who compared it to "SMOKING a TIC TAC". But he BRAGS to me about his sexual experiences, like: "Yeah, she will NEVER forget ME! I gave it to her GOOD! She obviously didn't know what to do with it all! She kept saying, "WHAT THE FUCK?" and "OH MY GOD!" I could tell at first she was SHOCKED! She said she'd never SEEN someone HUNG like ME. So I said, ?Slow down baby, don't be SCARED. Just take it a LITTLE BIT AT A TIME! But that slut was able to take it ALL! SHE was INSATIABLE! Somehow, she wanted EVEN MORE! So I was like "Oh yeah, Baby, let?s see if I can hit the FRONT OF YOUR TEETH with this BAD BOY! " I'm not saying I made her GAG ON MY COCK, but I totally made it HARD FOR HER to ENUNCIATE! Oh yeah, she was STUTTERING and MISPRONOUCING words ALL OVER ME!" So badly at one point, it almost seemed like she was LAUGHING. She was obviously INTIMIDATED by the SIZE of my cock, because when I asked if she wanted me to fuck her, she said "I'VE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH!" Oh yeah, I wore her out! When it was all over, she said, "Holy shit, you should have WARNED ME ABOUT THAT THING, so I could have MENTALLY PREPARED MYSELF!" __________________ Abra-cadabra!