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Old 10-23-2008, 02:27 AM  
SteveLightspeed
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I have had a lot of different experiences in my life, so when I wanted to change careers I thought maybe I should try TEACHNG. But what kind of class am I qualified to teach?

- A class I would call “Steve 101 - How to sit around your house smoking pot and watching cartoons all day”.
- Steve 201 - How to beat off 5 times a day to internet porn, between smoking pot and watching cartoons all day”.
- Post-Graduate “Steve” courses – “How to hide from your wife, while beating off 5 times a day to internet porn, between smoking pot and watching cartoons all day.”
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