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SteveLightspeed · 10-23-2008, 12:49 AM

I had a near death experience when I was a teenager, and it CHANGED MY LIFE. It taught me that there is NO PROMISE of TOMORROW, so live EVERY DAY to its FULLEST! Don?t put ANYTHING off, go for your DREAMS with PASSION and ENERGY... like TODAY might be the LAST DAY of your LIFE; because someday, IT WILL BE!

Do you know how EASY it is to pick up 35-45 year old women with that BULLSHIT line?

?You know how you?ve always wanted that ONE CRAZY NIGHT of AMAZING SEX, where EVERYTHING is PERFECT and ANYTHING GOES and all your WILDEST FANTASIES COME TRUE? Well, what are you waiting for, CHRISTMAS? You?re not getting ANY YOUNGER here! Do you really think all those things will be BETTER if you wait until you are SIXTY? You need to learn to OPEN THE DOOR for ?MR OPPORTUNITY? when he KNOCKS! Holy shit, SEIZE THE DAY WOMAN!!!"

But then, a GAY GUY who OVERHEARD all that ran over to me, and said "Well, HELLO BEAUTIFUL!!!"

10-23-2008, 12:49 AM
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Sieze the Day! (new joke) I had a near death experience when I was a teenager, and it CHANGED MY LIFE. It taught me that there is NO PROMISE of TOMORROW, so live EVERY DAY to its FULLEST! Don?t put ANYTHING off, go for your DREAMS with PASSION and ENERGY... like TODAY might be the LAST DAY of your LIFE; because someday, IT WILL BE! Do you know how EASY it is to pick up 35-45 year old women with that BULLSHIT line? ?You know how you?ve always wanted that ONE CRAZY NIGHT of AMAZING SEX, where EVERYTHING is PERFECT and ANYTHING GOES and all your WILDEST FANTASIES COME TRUE? Well, what are you waiting for, CHRISTMAS? You?re not getting ANY YOUNGER here! Do you really think all those things will be BETTER if you wait until you are SIXTY? You need to learn to OPEN THE DOOR for ?MR OPPORTUNITY? when he KNOCKS! Holy shit, SEIZE THE DAY WOMAN!!!" But then, a GAY GUY who OVERHEARD all that ran over to me, and said "Well, HELLO BEAUTIFUL!!!" __________________ Abra-cadabra!