I was unwillingly peed on about a decade or so ago. Was partying with this girl who was rolling, and we were in bed doing the nasty, she decides she wants to do some GHB, takes a big scoop, and gets back on top.
About 5 minutes later, she still grinding away, but all of the sudden I feel my crotch get all wet and hot, or it felt hot because I knew I just got pissed on while having sex. To further compound the situation, she G's out and is now snoring on top of me. I extricate myself, push her off and take a shower. I come back, she's still out cold snoring, and I said, "Fuck it, let her sleep in it".
She woke up an hour later and asked what happened. I told her, she showered, got dressed and left. I never saw her again. I did have to buy a new mattress, though.
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