03-16-2003, 09:07 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 6,830
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Originally posted by pentae
Stage One: Use your e-mail address as a remove and undeliverable bounce link for a boring, bogus piece of tripe about giving away FREE spamming software! Let's see about 20 t0 25 MILLION (just five sending hours for me), that outta get LOTS of "friendly" responses from your "traceroute impaired"
brethren. You're going to be downloading trash for fucking WEEKS!! Stage Two: If that doesn't force you to close the account and open a new one, we will direct a 10 million e-mail blast (takes me just about enough time to press "Send" and get in 9 holes) directly to your box with a throw-away dial up account (Registered to: John Yahootie), sent through a blind relay in Uganda (for added protection), in file sizes of 1K (so you cannot block it by size), random numbers and characters subject headers (ex: nxcvrdfgy54re) so you can't block it by subject key words, and random character messages (no body blocking). Think that outta be hard to block? We do! ;-) Are you getting the picture? You've fucked with the wrong people now you son-of-a-bitch?
Plus, once we kill this address, we know you'll probably wise up and get a disposable account next time. Hey, but ask yourself "Is a legitimate upstream provider going really take "[email protected]" seriously? Don't think so. For them to seriously consider your belly-acheing your going to have to give them are a "real" person at Earthlink, Mindsping, AOL, or the like address. We know that and you know that. So, when one of our secret members get that one, they pass it to us at our "National Geek Registry."
Then, it's... "Yee Ha, doe-se-doe, here we go again!" We'll kill that one too! Ain't it a bitch to think the very people you may be complaining to could very well be "ratting you out" to us? Here's the solution for you, you maggot. We're killing this e-mail address nothing can stop that.
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like I said.. don't piss off spammers
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