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Originally Posted by BVF
electric beard trimmers...
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Use that, and then take a shower. Use really hot water, and your body temperature will rise, thus lowering your balls. Once your balls get real nice and loose, and low, use lots of hair conditioner or shaving cream and a brand new sharp razor and shave. You'll get a super nice clean shave and your balls will feel soooooooo fucking good.
And with any luck, your lady (or boyfriend) will appreciate it and give them a right sucking.