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Old 10-10-2008, 06:02 PM  
bhutocracy
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1 - ShoeMoney Petroleum Company -
(I cant believe im actually telling these in public)
Ok Follow me here -
I want to purchase a Gas Station and Give away Free Gas
The catch is like the gas would come out really slow and also you would be limited as to how much you could get per week. (Like max 50 gallons a week).
How do I make money ? EASY - I would setup paintball guns around the gas station with webcams that would let people from the internet take shots at the people filling up there cars with gas. You could charge per shot or a xxxx amounts of shots per month for a set fee. PROBLEM - I talked to a city council member about this and he told me there was a ?no flying ordinance? or something rule within city limits however I could maybe do it in the country?
Dear god... That is straight up genius. Best thing i've heard all week.

But on topic.. There is a reason I drive a second hand Ford these days rather than the 5 Series BMW I used to have a couple of years ago. Business is going better than ever but fuck me if i'm going to piss it away like I did in my mid 20's.
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