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Originally posted by DearAbby
I'm turning gay. Damn
Was trimming my goatse.cx today when I noticed a bunch of gay facial hair for the first time. Ended up shaving it all off instead. Then under closer examination, I found a bunch of gay strands on my head too.
Damn. I don't feel gay, but I guess I'm starting to look it. Kinda depressing. Maybe it's from sucking all your cocks on the board that's caused it to happen
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Good thing I didn't say I was turning "hoary". You would have had a field day with that.
hoar·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hôr, hr)
adj. hoar·i·er, hoar·i·est
Gray or white with or as if with age.
Covered with grayish hair or pubescence: hoary leaves.
So old as to inspire veneration; ancient.
