I've got two dumb dogs, and they never shut up. They always get into fights over stupid stuff like attention. They need to shut the fuck up before I seriously kill them. I have put up with it for too fucking long.

Dogs suck major balls.. the only things that keep me said are my meds, and my kitty, Mr. Bigglesworth. Tee hee, anyhoo.. just thought i'd like you all hear my rant.
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