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Originally Posted by rayadp05
When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on! 
Not many people know about this story except for a couple of close friends but I don't give a shit. I am not the type of guy to get embarrased very often and this happend a LOOONG time ago. And obviously, it will never happen again as I am much older and have plenty of access to plenty of horny girls! 
But yeah man, back in the day.....done some crazy shit. |
holy shit, you have issues
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Originally Posted by marketsmart
this poll is broken.. it will only let me choose one...
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marketsmart you are funniest man north of jew town Florida