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Originally Posted by rayadp05
When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on!  |
That's the beauty of the internet - that you can freely admit that you masturbated into a dead bird that your family later ate.