When I was a teenager, I fucked a frozen dead turkey that my mom was going to prepare for thanksgiving day. I was just feeling horny one day, took that bitch out of the refregirater and thrusted my cock in and out of it until I busted my load onto the floor. About 6 hours later, that same turkey was sitting on the dinner table for the family to munch down on!
Not many people know about this story except for a couple of close friends but I don't give a shit. I am not the type of guy to get embarrased very often and this happend a LOOONG time ago. And obviously, it will never happen again as I am much older and have plenty of access to plenty of horny girls!
But yeah man, back in the day.....done some crazy shit.