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What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What do you call a bunch of Crackas in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!
What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
a pimp!
What do u call a caption wafer in the toilet?
A soft azz C.racka
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw
How long does it take for a white women to take a sh*t??
9 months
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“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
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