Get out of online adult while you still can. Apply today at McDonalds while you still have gas money to get there.
Oh, and yes, the world is being taken over by tubes... According to Ted Stevens, the internet is a series of tubes. It may not have been true then, but I believe he was having a vision into the future.
The stock market is crashing. We're about to go into a depression worse than the Great Depression. I guess this would be called the Greater Depression.
Porn is free, and nobody has money to buy porn anyway.
Resistance is futile.
Just remember; I usually order the Grilled Club sandwich without sauce.