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I remember some french guy giving me jello shots,
and then I talked to a police man who checked my id, at the party,
then I walked half way home some how,
and my friend saw me from a bus and got off and walked me the rest of the way,
we stoped for a minute at his house, were I proceded to vomit on his stairs and get yelled at by him mom at 4 am
I then got walked the rest of the way home,
were I fell face first in the hall way,
but luckly my mom was there to help me vomit in the bathroom,
were she noticed red stuff comming from my mouth, which she though was blood, which got my dad out of bed,
and well they almost took me to the hospital, but I was able to explain it was just red jello shots comming, up,
also I think on the way home i tryed to steal a bike,
also, once, I tryed throwing, a stink bomb into a parked car, but I missed, and then picked it up and burnt my fucking fingure
also, i was walking hoem with 2 girls once, when these thugs came up to me, and were like what the fuck are you doing,
because one of the girl had knocked over a mail box,
and I was like chill dude and he was like dont tell me to chill mother fucker, and hit me in the head with a baseball bat, and knocked me out of my shoes,
but I ok now,
thanks for your consern, I no longer drink, I just smoke weed,
and sit in front of the computer stoned, where I try not to hurt myself
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