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Sexual World Record to be set this Wednesday - 70 Man Cum Omelet!
This Wednesday World Renowned Director Jim Powers will be shooting his most romantic movie yet, as Ami Emerson will dine on a 70 man cum omelet. Powers, fresh off his win for producing the couple scene of the year at the iPorn Sexopolis Sunset Strip Awards aid, ?I feel inspired to produce something every couple in love should be able to watch together. What better way to spend a romantic night than cuddling on the couch, watching a sweet young girl, eating a 70 man cum omelet.?
Powers? useless production manager Johnny Thrust commented that he has had an overwhelming amount of response for this event, but can still use more load droppers. Said Thrust, ?We are going to try and break the World Record for most loads of cum being fried and made into an omelet. The previous record is 16 loads set by a little sister during a fraternity initiation night, when all 16 pledges came in a frying pan before she fried it up and ate it. I am confident we will crush this mark. This is going to be a hallmark movie for JM Productions, and that is a very powerful statement.?
Powers went on a nation wide search to find one man sick and twisted enough to be the chef to cook all the cum. He realized there was only one man out there who us up to the task, ?Porno? Dan Leal. Leal stated, ?I am truly honored to be given the task of cooking the cum. Guys please come on down and drop a load for this record breaking effort. It?s a great way to make a quick buck, plus I am going to be casting for some new reality sites. This could be your big chance to break into porn.?
Ms. Ami Emerson said this, ?I begging all you guys out there to help me break the World Record, so please call the Bukkake hot line at 818-709-4452?
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