"Can we count on you to vote for Stephen Harper in the upcoming federal election?"
To which I replied, "I'll vote for anybody who doesn't fucking wake me up at 8:10am after working all night to ask me retarded questions."
So...she apologizes. I accepted. Then I asked, "If Harper gets a majority vote this time around, will he be pro or anti porn?"
(
long pause)
Then she says, "I'm sorry, I don't know his platform on that issue."
So I says, "That's too bad since I work in the porn industry and knowing I have his support would go a long way to putting my 'X' beside his name on the ballot."
Obviously she didn't have a response to this on her script - so she thanked me for my input and wished me a good day.
I imagine I was the topic in the Tory call centre for a while after.
