the other day a friend of mine went to the official premiere of 'jackass - the movie' in amsterdam. it was a premiere so all the drinks were for free, so he was drinking his ass out... anyhow, end the premiere-party... he totally pissed, totally excited because he was joking around with jeff tremaine (director of the movie)... then when they had to go, he -- completely breeded by the movie -- decided to *jump* of the cinemastairs. well, he landed on his head pretty much... later that night when i met him, he had a huge bandage wrapped messy around his head, because he had a giant wound.
that was just the start. he just kept drinking like a maniac, and in this place we were hanging out you could also play darts... so we played a couple of games. and at a certain moment he said "he guys, why don't you throw the darts in my ass instead of in the board." we were like "yeah sure"... he "no i'm serious", he drops his pants and shows us his hairy ass
... we still didn't dare to actually throw a dart because we just couldn't imagine he was serious... but he kept persisting and at a certain moment we were all throwing darts *into* his ass... they actually went *in* his flesh and kept hanging in it... sooooo nasty... at the end there was blood all over his bum and he was only enjoying it even more! i've never had such a laugh as that night.
and finally; he started with stairs, so he ended with stairs... he grabbed one of my friends and tried to push him off the stairway... the guy pushed back ofcourse (all friendly-like, just for fun)... they ended up rolling (literally!) down 6 consecutive stairways (the place was on the 4th floor)... i actually saw their heads and knees and whatever banging against the iron sides etc etc... soooo sick...
then when they finally got downstairs, they started banging eachother with all kinds of litter that was deposited on the streets that day... so litter all over the streets, and that was in the center of amsterdam.
next a limousine drives by, he's running towards it, the limo slows down and he jumps on the car's hood and sits down there. the limo's driver totally freaks out and almost hits him off his car... well he steps off, guess what's standing directly behind the limo? yes indeed, a police car! i was totally laughing my ass out.
next day, i met him again and he had wounds all over his head and ofcourse, red dots on his bum
damn, that was a good night... real-time jackass
tim